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( MAYURI'S SUPER SCIENTIFIC OBSERVATIONS )

[A testy voice is heard.]

You have reached the inbox of Captain Kurotsuchi. State your name and business. If it is sufficiently interesting, or presents a unique research opportunity, I am far more likely to respond. If you possess a healthy body and would like to be a research assistant, that is also enough to pique my interest. Or if you are unhealthy, that is fine too. In fact, even if you are dead, I will also take you on as a research assistant. If you are looking for unnecessary chatter, don't bother. Nor am I interested in social--

[Having reached the limit, the message cuts off.]